Nintendo Switch System Update 16.0.3 Is Now Live, Here Are The Full Patch Notes

I wish I was this stable.

So stable my horses are inside it!

@Shepdawg1 hey that’s my totally stable and totally original joke! :c

Mister Ed is not as stable...

It’s always so disappointing reading the patch notes and right now, it’s pretty late for any new feature.

This update is more stable than my internet connection (which doesn’t take much honestly)

Yes, stability. But.. I ask dear sirs... what news have you of the banned words list? They have taken so many from me... I have so few left to choose from.

My Switch still wobbles. Maybe I should teach it to play ice climbers

And yet, my switch can't serve as a pedestal.

I wish my economy was as stable as my Switch

Curious to what they actually resolve with each update on a system that feels very smooth.

Feels like I’ve been reading for the past 3 years “updates to improve stability”.

Maybe they can update to e-shop to be less resource intensive. That store is definitely not stable. Feels like I am walking on a tight rope above a pool of acid and broken glass every time I try to scroll through…

I can't wait until my switch reaches its final evolution.

If I could find a job as stable as the Switch is, I'd never FALL asleep on the clock again! 😅

Long ago a man once told me his secrets to a happy life:
German car
Japanese wife
American money
Nintendo stability

Thanks for the updated article, Liam (tweet / data mine)

Maybe I’m crazy, but I always feel like these stability updates come right before an addition to NSO or NSO: Expansion Pack.

Gotta stableize them all!

oh great another stability update, my extended battery Switch is more stable then a Ganondorf attacking Hyrule every time trying to get the Triforce

@luisterr the only place to have any customization is xbox unfortunately

TEARS OF MY KINGDOM ARE NOW AS STABLE AS EVER!!!!

Stabilizing to its final form.

Can we keep a stable flow of stability jokes?

The wait for Friday is making me unstable.

Stability fans are eatin’ good tonight.

@Ryu_Niiyama

It'll be here before you know it. Just hold your horses.

Boy, have I got a kick-ass equine pun for you guys...

@luisterr We have folders. And the Switch OS uses only a few megabytes of memory. Addding themes would slow it down a lot.

@DioBrando I'm holding my horses in the stable.

Wat i had last week where crashed when checking the eshop, anyone else had the same?

All the horses in my stable are jealous of my Switch.

Yes! It's happening! We're getting close to pyramids stability levels

Make sure your wallets are stable.

I hope this stability also applies to Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night. It does crash once in a while.

But I can tell you what will NEVER be stable: King K. Rool's sanity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eggzBAzCZg - Here's something that hasn't made it to the Nintendo Life News, though: this animated short with Benedict Campbell voicing King K. Rool, as only he could do!

@BTB20 I am holding on to the switch, it’s so stable.

Yeah, guess the time for exciting Switch updates are over. Unfortunate.

Apparently stability is a journey, not a destination.

The Legend of Zelda: Stability of the Console

The stability was really the friends we made along the way.

On an unrelated update, there seems like ther's an update to the Nintendo 64 NSO app that fixes some of the issues with Pokémon Stadium, particularly the solid models clipping through when using Double Team. Now the extra models are properly transparent, as it was in the original version.

How can my Switch be so damn stable but lags at the same time, how??????

@Hwatt most likely patch security holes that pirates exploit. They are really mad that Tears of the Kingdom leaked.